The Best of The Worst Skatepark Graffiti (PART 2)

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POSTEDBYDANNY BROWN

As we return to the hilariously quirky and insulting topic of skatepark graffiti - we are gifted to see what kids get up to when they manage to gain possession of paint pens and spray cans. Some of the shit they spew out onto the ramps is comedy gold! Here are some more funny tags we have stumbled across since our last post.

We strongly encourage you to send any pieces you find along your way, and we can feature them in another article. Likewise, we appreciate any pieces FOUND by you that you decide to share with us (we only think it's funny when it's a genuine find. If you make one on purpose…. you're a fool, and we do not encourage it).

Please forward all comedy gold graffiti finds to our DM's at @doseskateboarding


1. LOOK AT MY TAILWHIP, G.

Well, this one is for sure an original, especially the dickhead part.

Real nice. G.


2. MR. BURNAPPEL.

Lovechild!?

Here, we can only assume that this is supposed to be a crossover between Mr. Burns and Mrs. Krabappel.

Unsure of what the person here is trying to insinuate but hey… They clearly spend some time on this… Weird.


3. THIS PARK SUCKS FIX IT.

And just like that, they got a new park.

 

4. I'M TRANS AND I'M PISSED OFF.

Wait, are you saying you're pissed off because you are trans?

Paradox?

 

5. FUCK CUPS.

Yeah fuck cups, hand me a crystal whiskey glass instead.

 

6. FUCK YOU SIMMON.

Damn Simon, you really fucked homie up. He was clearly teary-eyed and filled with emotion when he was creating this masterpiece. He even added the lip tremble in there.

 

7. IRIS HAS THE MOST LOSE PUSSY I HAVE EVER FUCKED - LUKE.

Watch out, ladies. Ruthless Luke Da Pimp is on the scene.

FYI, it's loose*...

 

8. YOUR DAD SELLS AVON.

Cheap-shotting all the hard-working Avon dads out there… Hello Avon? Is that you?

 

9. TOM IS GAY.

I had read in another article, that an angry resident decided that Tom was not gay and he took it upon himself to paint over the tags at this skatepark, and the outcome?

The man was fined 300 pounds for not having the consent and for using the wrong paint. It wouldn't be surprising if, by now, there is a big ACAB tag there instead.

 

10. GANG SHEESH.

Don't be fucking with Gang Sheesh. No cap bro.

 

11. HOLD TIGHT.

Hold tight. My next piece is gonna drop real soon…

 

12. YOU WON'T PUSSY.

If you can't find your balls, good ol' reverse psychology will be there to make sure you're not a pussy.

As you can see, there is certainly no shortage when it comes to the creative youths getting a hold of a pen or spray can and leaving their opinions. So, after the gut-clenching laugh, I had to put this together; we sincerely hope to see more treasures like these!

 


Speed on over to the DOSE store to get your hands on some shirts and hoodies.

 

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