Detailed Tutorial: How to Suck at Skateboarding

Are you tired of being good at skateboarding? Do you want to suck at it for the rest of your life? Look no further than the latest tutorial from the YouTube channel @kkarrr, where the host teaches you how to fail at skateboarding in the most detailed way possible.

First, make sure to put on a jacket and backpack before hitting the skatepark, because who needs balance when you can just weigh yourself down? And don't waste your time warming up, just go straight for the hardest tricks you can't possibly land. It's science.

But if by some miracle you do fall, don't worry! Blame the board, because it's definitely not your fault. And don't bother asking other skaters for advice, they're all toxic losers anyways. And whatever you do, don't take skate lessons because that might actually help you improve.

And once you've completely given up on improving, it's time to become an online hater and take out all your frustrations on professional skaters. Because clearly, it's their fault that you can't land a simple kickflip.

In all seriousness though, the @kkarrr video is a humorous take on the common mistakes that novice skaters make. While it's important to approach skateboarding with a positive attitude and a willingness to learn from failure, it's also okay to have a sense of humor about it. So go ahead, put on that jacket and backpack, skip the warm-up, and blame the board. But just remember, if you really want to improve, take the time to practice and seek advice from other skaters who actually know what they're doing.